dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Randomize
