yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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