why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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