is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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