i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I need to sanitize my soul.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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