If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I can text with my tongue
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
We talked him into tasing himself.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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