at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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