VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
The best revenge is premature balding
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
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there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
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Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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