Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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