We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
this is an emotional support booty call
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
All the doctor said was why
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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