where does the pee come out of this thing
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
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if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
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I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
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I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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