They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
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she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
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I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage