I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
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she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
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i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.