Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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