i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
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After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
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My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
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