If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
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No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
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you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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