My brain says no but my pants say off.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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