After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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