wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
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You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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