that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
she looked like the before picture.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
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I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
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It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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