Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
