I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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