Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I intend to get homeless drunk
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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