He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
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