its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
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