Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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