windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
How external is "for external use only"?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
We smell like vodka and hangover
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