Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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