It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
ugly people sure do ruin things
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
True strength comes from lack of pants
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