Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
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My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
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Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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