On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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