need another drink. this is the easiest way
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
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just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
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hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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