i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
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imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
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Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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