Someone shit on the floor
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
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im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
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I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
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