Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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