If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
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Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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