my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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