My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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