My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
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Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
did i just pee glitter
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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