Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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