The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
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literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Even my vagina gasped.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
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WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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