these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
do nipples grow back?
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