she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
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it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
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How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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