i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
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he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
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I need a burrito and a hug.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
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