Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
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Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
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Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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