He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
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What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
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I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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