OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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