why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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