where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
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tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
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the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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