does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
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Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
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Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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