I am spending my child support on dildos
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
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i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
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We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
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