This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
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I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
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My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
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I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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