did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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