I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
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